eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you.

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

Dominican dicker

When a Dominican man with indecent sexual desires becomes a sex monster and rams everything in his path

Silvio you are a monster with that 10 in rod. You Dominican dicker

by Jeremy239 March 11, 2021

a doorknob dicker

A Dick everyone gets a turn with.

Ben Dover was such a Doorknob dicker last year.

by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

Liquor Quicker dicker

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.

Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.

by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.

Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson

by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018