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eric's dick 

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.
Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!
eric's dick by boshlover69 July 4, 2016