Diche

(pronounced as dish)

a mix between a dick and a douche.

a guy who is a real asshole.

wow sam is such a dish. i mean hes so much a dish he is a full course meal.

by sHANNONNNN September 13, 2005

Dich

This is a German word. It is pronounced *dick* in the German language it means you.-not meant to be used inappropriately-

English Music teacher- ok class now his word is dich *says dick* it means you in German

Class- *cracks up* now I actually like music class.

English music teacher- *laughs* ok class shush

by Littlejonny cotton tail December 3, 2019

diche

1)more than one douche

2)A box containing 2 or more tools known as douche

"Look at all the diche in that girl's closet"

"You 3 are diche. I freaking hate you all"

by Kwanda Swanson April 14, 2008

Diche

Noun. A particularly artistic or suave-looking dish or plate.

Pronounced "deesh"

I love that diche, it's so elaborate!
Hey! Be careful with that diche!

by AXKABAR August 5, 2005

Diche

Pronounced "dish"
A person who sucks so bad that they are a dick and a douche combined.

The new guy is a diche!

by GHAK December 15, 2008

Diche

The crossover between a douche and a dick. (insult)

That guy Gary is a big diche.

by Paul Block November 22, 2007

Diche

This is a combination of two seperate words. Douchebag and Bitch. Can be used towards both guys and girls.

Father: Who ate all the fucking Gram Crackers you cunts!?!?
Children: Not us dad!
Father: Lying diches, I ought to beat the fuck out of you right now.

(Beating follows)

by Will Matthews April 28, 2008