i used to roll the dice

A joke translation of "Vivi La Vida" by ColdPlay

I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy's ass
Listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead. Lol.
One minute I held my nuts, next my balls were closer on me
And I discovered sans. Apon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt
I hear Jackie chan singing, omae wa mou shindeiru
Beat my meat
My soooooooooooooos
For some reason I can't explain, why we live in a sociaty
Were gamers
Don't rule the world.

by The blabber mouth February 26, 2021

DiCesare

a name that stands for a family that is very loving and accepting, even to those that aren't part of it. often have short tempers, and stress over many things. DiCesare's are normally very spirited, loving, caring, kind, funny, accepting, and full of life. The love to help others, but normally don't get the repaid help or respect that they deserve. They tend to be sweet and kind-hearted, even to the ones that have wronged them and given them reason to hate them.

That kid's got to be a DiCesare; he's so nice to everybody!

by bunniebunz April 17, 2011

dicepls

When you're in the middle of an epic moment and the game glitches and causes you to die in an unexpected way. #DICEPLS Can be used in any other game even if it's not made by DICE.

WTF IT JUST DUSTED ON THE JET #DICEPLS

by uwotm8getrekt August 16, 2016

Diced

Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)

"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"

by MoistGranny January 6, 2021

Dice-K

Nickname for Daisuke Matsuzaka, a Japanese pitcher signed for $103m with the Boston Red Sox for the 2007 MLB season.

The nickname "Dice" received widespread popularity after Bill Simmons (the Sports Guy) declared it to be Matsuzaka's nickname in his ESPN Page 2 mailbag column of 15 December 2006.

Other than his ability to say the words "Yes!", "No!", "Bery Good!", "Stlike!", and "Happi!", Dice-K's main talent lies in his right arm pitching ability.

by TBonerz April 18, 2007

dice test

The "dice test" is process of querying for job postings on dice.com related to a new/emerging technology, with the theory being that if there are a significant number of job postings related to the new technology, it is a relevant/in demand technology worthy of learning and eventually integrating into new software projects. The "dice test" is used by Information Technology and Computer/Software Engineering Professionals to filter out the vast array of software packages/frameworks created that are never widely adopted, preventing the software developer from investing in a technology platform that will eventually die (due to a lack of community/support).

I ran a dice test on jQuery, and there are over 5000 jobs: that's a hot technology we need to implement on our websites.

by rmoss May 31, 2013

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020