Probably the smartest person you will ever meet .If you ever meet a Didintle keep them close because they will improve your mental health . Also Didintle’s are the cutest people.
by Tuesdaygirly April 27, 2021
Get the Didintle mug.a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...
"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
by DemonHunter March 11, 2004
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Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
by matBobross June 17, 2018
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It's way harder than it sounds.
regional variations exist, including pointing up and down as well as left to right, and a complex group version somewhat like concentration originating from Busan.
It's way harder than it sounds.
regional variations exist, including pointing up and down as well as left to right, and a complex group version somewhat like concentration originating from Busan.
Did you see the youtube clip where DBSK was playing dibidibidip?
Like OMG I was so confused, how do you play that game?
Like OMG I was so confused, how do you play that game?
by Caralain March 12, 2009
Get the dibidibidip mug.An idiot that calls people ratchet and skips school because she/he didnt study for a test. She also doesnt respond to messages
I did a dihini yesterday
by Beadsssss June 30, 2016
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( Rosalie Sanchez on T.V. )
Person 1 - Yo, Rosalie Sanchez is a dime piece.
Person 2 - Dibanos !
Person 1 - Damn you're quick.
Person 1 - Yo, Rosalie Sanchez is a dime piece.
Person 2 - Dibanos !
Person 1 - Damn you're quick.
by Nitro McLovin January 4, 2008
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