devilmath

1. Arithmetic operations which, through the use of unholy, evil magic, produce wondrous (but nefarious) numbers.

2. Programmatic calculations in arcane financial applications which cannot be duplicated using conventional math.

1. Calc III

2. Boss: "How'd you come up with that number?"
Programmer: "I don't know, whoever wrote this app was doing some trippy devilmath to come up with it. I'll need two weeks to figure it out."
Boss: "Does that count time you spend playing Tetris?"
Programmer: "Six weeks."

by djasbestos April 1, 2007

Devilman

When you ferociously eat a girls tits while squeezing them in a side to side motion

Guy #1:"I devilman'd the fuck out of sarah's tits last night
Guy #2:"Dude really??"

by Peachyboizz May 26, 2018

Devilmas

An occasion when you receive a care package while forward deployed in Afghanistan or Iraq. It is usually in a plain cardboard box; sent from friends and family who on the otherside of the planet and cannot pull their fucking heads out of their asses! They are most likely drunk and laughing about the garbage they are sending you.

Marine 1- "Did you get a good care package from home?"

Marine 2- "Hot chocolate, pregnancy tests and condoms. Thanks for reminding me ass! Looks like another Devilmas."

Marine 1- "WTF! Who the fuck drinks hot fucking chocolate in the god damn desert? Mother Fuckers!"

by DIC4 July 9, 2010

DevilMan

My acc in starcraft, halo, and other online games...
used as :
I)evil(V)an

wow that DevilMan is too good

by Ali P March 15, 2004

Devilman

#damit op that talks to much.

<Devilman> don't need two staff bonkers

by Devilman February 11, 2003

devilmate

Have a strong hate for someone or something.

I now devilmate Caillou. Why? Because he whines like a spoiled brat!!

by chriscrabcreator March 7, 2023