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Daddy Devito 

Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps
Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name

Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug

Danny Devito 

A godlike man who wants his spicy chicken.
Danny Devito
Guy: Hey Danny! YA Hungry!
Danny: spicy chicken

Danny Devito 

1. Our Lord and Savior

2. The reincarnation of Jesus Christ
Danny Devito, our Lord, may praise be unto him.

Danny DeVito 

Our Lord and savior of Hollywood. Danny DeVito is the man who will one day save the world.
Danny DeVito by RandomBish July 26, 2019

Danny devito 

Hottest man alive
Person: Danny Devito is hot
Other person: yeah he is
Danny devito by Zachyboi Bennett February 19, 2019

Danny DeVito 

"Man, Danny DeVito is the greatest person ever"