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douchewagging

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche
"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"
by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014
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DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.
Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget
by EdibleFood January 24, 2010
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Douchewaffle

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009
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by joeyyyg January 24, 2009
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douchewad

A term used to describe a group of douchebags who hang out together and never get laid due to the fact of serious funky body odor they have from playing nonstop video games 24/7.
I wouldn't go near that group of guys over there. I can smell their B.O. from over here, and I'm 50 feet away. What a freakin' douchewad! Look, now they're going into that video game store.
by SewerChewer January 4, 2008
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douchewazz

A person that is being a fucking dick that needs to go home and jerk off because there perverted ass needs to get the fuck away from everyone else.
"That douchewazz cut m off!!"
"Ben is a fucking douchewazz"
"Justin Bieber is a douchewaz!"
by QueenofthisHell101 January 16, 2016
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douchewad

somebody who you think is completly retarded and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. And whose stupidity can only be matched by how ugly they are!!

Uninhibitedly idiotic enough to completely alter the gravitational pull of the earth!!
Kaitlyn Southward,

"Kaitlyn you are being a complete and utter douchewad!! Stop talking."
by TalorVaugh&&Samothy December 23, 2006
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