deuchewa 

a)Someone who's being/ acting retarded
b)someone who pisses you off
c)someone who's mean to you for no reason
d)someone who doesn't comment you back on myspace.
Or just a really annoying person you dislike.

"Shut up, you're being such a deuchewa"

"Look at her, she's such a slut.
"I know, she's a deuchewa."

deuchewa by LelahMunster December 6, 2007

douchewasher 

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

douchewasher by Telephony September 7, 2013

Douchewagon 

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.

"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."

Douchewagon by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009

douchewaffle 

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

douchewaffle by Kendall October 3, 2004

douchewart 

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"

Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!

douchewart by Majicspleen June 16, 2010

Douchewaddick 

a term used to describe people of a rude manner; jerks; douchebags; dicks

P: I hate the guys in my school, especially the football players!
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.

Douchewaddick by hotpocketer August 24, 2012

douchewaddle

Douchewaddle is a synonym for douchebag,it's like douchebag's cooler younger brother.

"i can't believe those girls tried to pull that, what douchewaddles"

douchewaddle by Joakie February 27, 2009