deuchewa

a)Someone who's being/ acting retarded
b)someone who pisses you off
c)someone who's mean to you for no reason
d)someone who doesn't comment you back on myspace.
Or just a really annoying person you dislike.

"Shut up, you're being such a deuchewa"

"Look at her, she's such a slut.
"I know, she's a deuchewa."

by LelahMunster December 6, 2007

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douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

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Douchewagon

Used to describe an individual who acts in such a douche-ish manner, simply one douche is not sufficient to describe them. This person encompasses enough douche with their behavior to fill an entire wagon from front to back.

"Oh shit, I knew Greg was going to be at this party. Last time he threw up on my shoes - On purpose. What a douchewagon."

by GreenParrot713 September 16, 2009

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douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 3, 2004

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douchewart

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"

Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!

by Majicspleen June 16, 2010

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