desexify

To take the sexyness out of someone or something.

Your bed is almost sexy, but something is desexifying it.

by SINGA February 11, 2009

delectifying

adjective (1)delectable and electrifying at the same time; (2)shockingly delicious or delightful.

I saw the most delectifying woman walking down the street last night.

by Aron Fenton & Nathan Farris December 28, 2008

Desexify

The act of taking someone's sexyness away. Desexification can include Shaving one's Facial hair, chest hair, or dumping acid on a face.

YOU CANNOT DESEXIFY LINEBECK!

by THECAPTAINLINEBECK March 9, 2011

derectifying

Having the quality of sending one's boner from midnight to six - i.e., the opposite of pleasurable. Depressing. A buzzkill.

Grinding on the hot girl had me popping a b -- seeing her walk off with her boyfriend was derectifying.

by Pistol Skeet January 12, 2010

Detextive

A current or former partner who makes a regular habit of going through you’re phone, specifically your texts while your sleeping in order to find something incriminating to use against you. They may be inclined to even steal your phone, log in to your online account and use gaslighting as a way to satisfy their need to be in control. This is a toxic behavior, not to be fooled with anything cute or meaningful. It’s a decision derived from a pre existing desire to be a drama queen and cause a fight when they have no actual reason to do so.

I woke up this morning in my man’s arms he so sexy.. until I realized he wasn’t lookin at me. Mother f***** had been on his detextive shit again reading my convos with my momma. He didn’t know I was awake tho, and when he came at me for my mamma “hating him and our love” I asked his detextive ass if he’s sayin that cuz he talked to her? Or because he was readin my shit at 7 a.m like a paranoid lil man child.

I slapped him in the mouf and called mamma.

by Textbomber October 10, 2021

detittify

A joke made by trans people who use binding methods to make a person's chest flat.

Trans male: I need a bandage to detittify myself.

Person: Sure, here you go!

by k00le July 27, 2023

Desertify

- to beat someone in the face with the desert of their choice.

Hey Bethaniel, i'm about to desertify your face with my Drumstick.

by BLUMPKINTOWN May 13, 2011