detached toenail

A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.

A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(

by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023

Detached from Reality Card

The ultimate dismissal, alleging that someone's foundational premises are so at odds with empirically verifiable facts or consensus reality that productive debate is impossible. This isn't just disagreement; it's the claim that the person has departed from shared reality itself, often into conspiracy, extreme ideology, or solipsism. It declares the argument not merely wrong, but unmoored from the objective world, making rational discourse pointless.

Example: Someone arguing that all world governments are secretly run by lizard people will be met with, "I can't debate someone who's playing the detached from reality card this hard. You're not operating from the same set of facts as the rest of the planet." It draws a boundary between debatable opinion and non-negotiable reality, placing the opponent outside that boundary.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Semi-Detached

The notoriously common house, found throughout the suburbs of Great Britain. Are houses joined together by a "Party Wall" to save space I presume. The most common ones were built in the 1930s, to a decent enough standard that only now in 2011 they are starting to fall down around your ears, with insurance companies being called out for Constant repairs. They are the dwelling of the English Middle Class, a family on £45,000+ PA, 2 Cars under 10 years old and go abroad twice a year. Are overpriced for their size, costing on average around £180,000 and going upto £600,000. In all honesty an identical home in America would cost half as much, but what can you do. They are fucking everywhere, trust me, try any Suburb, you'll find 100s of them, each of them in groups of 6 and then broken up by a detached version of the same property.

English Road:
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

And so on.

by Mr. Englishman February 23, 2011

strings detached

A person with "strings detached" is essentially free; completely lacking obligations, or responsibilities. No strings attached. A possible negative consequence of fully living with strings detached is that isolation can develop in relation to others. Detachment from life in general can be crippling. Simply put, if you don't need to take part in life, and you can avoid most aspects of it, you become less involved in the unfolding of the universe and become disconnected from it in ways that can keep you from actually living life. You may actually lose part of yourself by losing part of your place in the Universe; Separating yourself from everyone and everything can make it as though you almost don't exist. Once you realize there is nowhere to hide, you begin to wonder what you are hiding from. You can unplug... but eventually you have to plug back in. The world keeps moving while you're unplugged. The "Universal One" moves on with or without you. It is possible to get left behind. Separateness can grow. It may be hard to reverse.

"I severed every string I had attached that could cause me to have to rely on myself, or have others rely on me. I cut out anything that could cause stress in my life including people and activities. My adapted "strings detached" life left little to appreciate and little to be a part of. I'm not doing what the Universe designed me to do; which is to just be, but be with everyone else being a part of all that is and all there ever will be. We're all supposed to have a part in making the future. If you aren't affecting the future, you aren't part of the present."

by RoccoStatus November 29, 2019

deached

To determine that you are straight/ not gay lesbian trans just straight

It comes with 4 types deached,ultra deached, omega deached, infa deached

Look at aitisam there he looks infa deached

by troollcheese February 22, 2019

semi detatched

Not quite the full "Bobbit"

AAAGH!!!! Put that "fucking knife down bitch" "You nearly had me nad's off".
"Doctor please could you sew me pork sword back on".
Sorry dear i know you caught me in bed with with your sister, mother& granny but please don't take my willy off.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005