Despacito 2

It's a meme created from the popular song called Despacito. People wanted a sequel so, someone made something like this. It includes meme-ish songs, photoshopped feature, etc..

"Man, i can't wait to watch Despacito 2 !"

by EratoRaptorFox September 13, 2018

Despacito 2

When you dick gets big, and you want to listen to some music to calm it down, you listen to this.

Hey Johnny Johnny, want to listen to some Despacito 2 because you dick looks too big.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019

despacito 2

the worst song ever to exist

some cringey memer: "HEY DUDE DID YOU LISTEN TO DESPACITO 2??"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"

by ccookiecrumbsbutworse September 28, 2018

despacito 2

The undiscovered sequel to the popular spanish song Despacito, by Luis Fonzi and featuring Daddy Yankee. Theories going around at the moment point to the well sought-after sequel being hidden in the 2012 music video, Gangnam style, by PSY, a K pop artist from South Korea. Further evidence shows that PSY will be part of Despacito 2, when it finally releases. Other theorists say that the governement is holding back the release of the song, and it may never see the light of day.

I'll be here, T posing until i see that Despacito 2 is out.

by Despacito2confirmed June 1, 2018

Despacito 2.5

The most holy piece of literature and art to ever be created. Thousands seek out this masterpiece, but alas none have yet found it.

Phil: have you heard of Despacito 2.5?
Normie: why the fuck are you in my house! What the hell are you talking about! I told you if you set foot on my yard again I was calling the police!

by Carl Urban July 14, 2018

Despisito 2

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Des-pa-cito bvuvucuv cvu-cito fgxigcg-he ho Despisito 2

by Cab24 July 13, 2018

Despacito spider

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!

I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."

by Veridicule December 26, 2018