Desktop popup

Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection

He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.

by Wheels1 March 14, 2011

desktop hoarder

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.

ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?

by saywat? August 7, 2010

desktop fairy

someone in a chatroom/anyone online/on your desktop othat says all the right things.

iheartpopmusic:your voice
desktop_fairy: is the soundtrack of my summer
iheartpopmusic: you are my desktop fairy! do you like oreos dipped in peanut butter?
desktop_fairy: OMG yess! You are my desktop fairy too! You make majical things happen!
iheartpopmusic: you spelled magical wrongly. but i didn't know how to spell it eather, before!!!

by a german ninja hele March 22, 2009

Desktop Hero

An insult thrown out by trolls to scare the general public of internet users. No one is sure as to its actual meaning, but we know it is something along the lines of being a heroine addict that lives on a desktop.

Guy number one: "Wow, I really hate you"
Guy number two: "Y'all are some desktop hero"
Guy number one: "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! IT MAKES ME RAAAGE ON THE INSIDE"

by The Isketch User August 29, 2009

desktop computer

a computer setup that consist of a tower, which is the actual computer, a monitor, keyboard and mouse. there are however all in one computers that have the tower built into the monitor and still has the keyboard and mouse.

hey i bought a compuer
cool laptop or desk top
desktop computer awesome

by lakldksjflkaf July 20, 2010

Desktop Monkey

Derogatory term for a PC Support person.

"Damn, my PC just blew up!!!" "So get a desktop monkey to fix it..."

by Charley Brown December 9, 2007

desktop graffiti

The annoying tendency of Windows applications to clutter up your desktop, quicklaunch bar, and start menu with multiple shortcuts to their software without bothering to ask permission first, as if you're only too happy to be burdened the convenience of having to click on your mouse one or two fewer times to run the software. Also applies to shortcuts to third-party programs bundled with the installed software, usually unasked-for and often unwanted.

Adobe just auto-updated itself the other day, and boom! more desktop graffiti to delete.

by MatthiasFW February 11, 2008