Desk

A large often wooden or metal structure that provides a useful habitat for Asians and other work freaks. Though designed for usage in such a ways to do work and/or homework, it is often too cluttered with the procrastinated work and other miscellaneous objects like coffee mugs and chewed pencils. A desk may also be home to a computer or laptop which are fabricated to aid in the completion of the work and/or homework, but is often used mainly for Facebook, Twitter and other forums and screwed-up fantasy games for noobs and other procrastinating workers.

Student 1: "Where are you?"
Student 2: "I'm at my desk like every good little girl should be."
Student 1: "Oh. Doing homework?"
Student 2: "No... Looking up porn... :$ "

by YourFavoriteYorkies August 27, 2009

desk

genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...

by ChlooBee April 29, 2009

desk

A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

Desk

A flat, sizable surface, with drawers usually meant for work, computer support or Hot anal sex

Dude, nice desk with drawers

by The MMWIZARD May 21, 2020

Desk

Racial slur used against white people.

I’m sick and tired of all these Desks getting in the way of everything.

by Ahravorna October 15, 2018

Desk

Someone with long legs.

Wow that kid is desk.

by The babyface August 10, 2010

desk

A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.

I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"

by Tim Huff October 26, 2006