Ron Desantis

Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.

“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”

by JX200 May 17, 2022

Ron DeSantis

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.

Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.

by Darkness Prime June 4, 2023

Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

DeSantis Trailer

a tractor trailer whose trailer is refrigerated to help preserve the dead until they can be burried.

no vaxxers and no-maskers are the reason Florida needs DeSantis Trailers.

by Turth2Power September 8, 2021

desando

A suspect of strange variety. often bald. knows karate. usually can be found with large birds of prey.

Watch out for that desando rookie. He waffle stomps brown children down his shower with karate.

by the dooki flipper July 8, 2021

DeSantis v. Disney

When a Pharisee-turned-politician, who is notorious for his “woke math” gospel in attracting “holy votes” among patriots and puritans in his red-pilled state, has been embarrassingly outwitted by an entertainment giant, and now wants to take revenge by threatening to impose taxes on its hotels and roads that lead to the theme park.

In the DeSantis v. Disney saga, it looks like the loser, who even had the time to write a MAGA-like book while in office, is running short of shady ideas how to fight his legal and political battles, especially when his previous über-corrupt and lying boss is leading in the latest polls despite his simultaneous jail-prone trials.

by Fasters April 9, 2023

DeSantis Surge

verb - The act of two men engaged in the act of fellatio simultaneously whilst both struggle to breathe as they suffer from Covid Pneumonia

“I heard a DeSantis Surge downstairs, they came last night, the ambulance came in the morning”

by NoDaddyNotTheHose August 9, 2021