derwin velazquez

He's the niggiest niggie that ever lived

That Derwin Velazquez stool my car

by Derwin Velazquez December 25, 2016

Oral Derwin

Receiving oral sex in a rental vehicle and blowing your load all over the upholstery.

"Dude, don't sit there. That car's been Oral Derwined."

by Beef Weezle April 22, 2005

DeWine Slut

The top level of all vineyard hussies. Most gorgeous, best tasting, In shape, super hot heels, dresses classy yet slut is foreshadowed. Knows how to work her way to the secret cellar, to drink the high end bottles. Usually found on her knees blowing or having hot sex with vineyard owner. Can multi-task with glass of wine in her hand and never spill a drop.

Where did Svetlana go? Ohhhhh girl you know her, she’s already got the vineyard owners cock in her mouth by now. It’s already been 20 minutes. She is the ultimate DeWine Slut.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 11, 2019

derking

A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke were totally derking

by Stenika September 9, 2013

defwin

Defwin is short for 'default win', used in both e-sports and normal sports tournaments to describe a win you got by default, if your opponent doesn't show up. It is the opposite of a 'deflose'.

'Our enememies won't show up, so we will get a defwin :)'
'Sweet, a defwin'
'Damn, I got a defwin but I wanted to play :('

by Yakiro August 2, 2009

Darwin Hoe

Tayla😈

Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"

by bbybbybbybby:) November 25, 2019

Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020