Derpenstein

A person, usually male, that goes around annoying friends, family, colleagues, etc. This person is socially inept and has a very slow thought process. Although most of them excel in studies, they seem to lack the basic intelligence required for a constructive conversation. This person can also be clingy and want to include themselves on anything you do/like. If you encounter this person, it's best to run away.

Chase: "Hey bruh, wanna go smoke a cigarette? I like cigarettes because you like to smoke them!"

Me: " No Chase, I don't have anymore .."

Chase: "Cmon bruh lets go smoke bruh.'

Me: "Shut-up you fucking Derpenstein!"

by Wolfgang7990 September 14, 2011

Deren

Another term for amazing.

You are Deren.
i.e. You are amazing.

by deren95 December 27, 2011

derenze

When one ceases to make sense and becomes incomprehensible. Verb - to derenze

"We went for a walk in the park and noticed a tree falling out the apple"
#whoa, you seriously derenzed there#

by Nozzle and the Nat-man March 17, 2009

Desenrascanco

Portuguese- To pull a MacGyver.

This is the art of slapping together a solution to a problem at the last minute, with no advanced planning, and no resources. It's the coat hanger you use to fish your car keys out of the toilet, the emergency mustache you hastily construct out of pubic hair.

Tom: Shit, the bombs gonna blow up and all we have are 2 toothpicks and rubber condom. Quick, someone Desenrascanco.

by Reknew January 3, 2010

Derren Brown

Patron saint of corduroy and Frock Coats. Hobbies included scaring the crap out of students and making Stephen Fry say 'Fuck' loudly.

You're about as twisted as that Derren Brown Forum!

by Igloomode October 29, 2004

Derse

Derse is a portmanteau of the words "dearth" (meaning scarcity) and "terse" (meaning clean or concise). The name was coined by Andrew Hussie (author of Homestuck) to distinguish a particular planet in the comic/franchise.

The planet "Derse" is in opposition to the planet "Prospit". Prospit is also a portmanteau - prosperity + respite.
In the game spurb, there are players who are Dersites and players who are Prospitians.

Dude, I passed out and next thing I know I'm staring out at the purple towns of Derse!

by anaveragepseudonym August 29, 2020

Desenrascate

(verb) English adaptation of a Portuguese word used to describe successfully improvising out of a situation or in doing something, always used between a modal verb and a pronoun ending in -self.

"Won't you help him with his flat tire?"
"Nah, he will desenrascate himself"

by Anomalocaris June 18, 2023