A real man who knows how to treat a woman with respect. one who is loving and caring and thinks only of others not himself. One who is soo funny he makes u want to piss your pants! a man who plans for the future. a REAL man.
by smileykj August 12, 2011
A cool, SEXY dark caramel black guy with a giant penis and who loves to be loved. A calm, but Crazy guy if you make him. The only thing that isnt cool about him is he likes to mess with alot of girls, but he's a MACK DADDY. All the girls loves him and his penis.
by YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! November 13, 2009
Derrick is the most awesome and loving guy in the world if u don’t have a Derrick in your life then your life must suck ass Derrick is the sauce god in basketball so don’t fuck with him he’s the hottest guy ever and if he’s not your man then bruh u dumb but he’s so sweet and you won’t regret being his bestfriend
by Your bestfriend kenzzzzzzzz January 21, 2018
A proficient conversationalist. Netflix junkie. Invents new, convenient words to use in everyday conversation. Conversations seem to just roll off the tongue with minimal effort around him. He anticipates story time and is sure to put a smile on your face. He's outgoing and more than easy to befriend because of his charming wit and his knack for playing tag in a fun abnormal manner all the while making popcorn.
Who's that newb coming in here playing tag and pulling strings like he owns the place? -Well...that's Derrick for ya!
by mayner July 12, 2010
Der-rick: A Derrick is commonly found in bars, clubs, and strip joints. Usually successful, awesome and great with the ladies. In most cases, they are great at beer pong. Can also be referred to as a "Pimp" or "Mackdaddy".
by CornonCrum March 07, 2010
Derrick is a mischievous yet lovable ferret who loves to explore and have adventures. He's always up for an adventure, no matter how big or small! Derrick has a zest for life that can't be matched by any other animal. His enthusiasm knows no bounds and he'll never turn down the chance to try something new!
He also enjoys snuggling with his best friend Glegle, playing hide-and-seek in the garden, and raiding pantries looking for snacks. Glegle and Derrick met online in a chatroom dedicated to nonbinary nonspecific animals. They quickly became friends, bonding over their shared love of cute stuffed shark toys named blahaj. Glegle is very friendly and loves meeting new people, while Derrick can be a bit shy at first but quickly warms up to others. Both of them have great senses of humor and always make each other laugh.
Glegle and Derrick's favorite appetizer is a plate of fresh vegetables with dip. They especially love crunchy carrots, celery sticks, cucumber slices, bell peppers, grape tomatoes, broccoli florets, cauliflower florets and zucchini slices served with creamy ranch or hummus dip.
Glegle and Derrick's favorite dessert is ice cream sundaes! Glegle and Derrick love to get together for a special treat of ice cream sundaes. They especially like the ones with lots of toppings, such as sprinkles, chocolate chips, gummy bears or even cookie dough pieces.
He also enjoys snuggling with his best friend Glegle, playing hide-and-seek in the garden, and raiding pantries looking for snacks. Glegle and Derrick met online in a chatroom dedicated to nonbinary nonspecific animals. They quickly became friends, bonding over their shared love of cute stuffed shark toys named blahaj. Glegle is very friendly and loves meeting new people, while Derrick can be a bit shy at first but quickly warms up to others. Both of them have great senses of humor and always make each other laugh.
Glegle and Derrick's favorite appetizer is a plate of fresh vegetables with dip. They especially love crunchy carrots, celery sticks, cucumber slices, bell peppers, grape tomatoes, broccoli florets, cauliflower florets and zucchini slices served with creamy ranch or hummus dip.
Glegle and Derrick's favorite dessert is ice cream sundaes! Glegle and Derrick love to get together for a special treat of ice cream sundaes. They especially like the ones with lots of toppings, such as sprinkles, chocolate chips, gummy bears or even cookie dough pieces.
Derrick also has a soft spot for Glegle, the nonbinary nonspecific animal he calls his best friend. Together they make quite the dynamic duo, getting up to all sorts of mischievous antics! But don't let that fool you; deep down inside this little guy just wants someone to love him unconditionally - even if it means playing pranks on them in return!
by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 19, 2023