despise

to dislike (something or someone) very much more then hate

i despise Paul so much If he was on fire I would not Use my piss to put out the fire

by angelo12 October 11, 2013

derpist

a stupid person, or idiot

dude did you really lose all that money? you derpist

by DIMA Y. December 25, 2008

teacher despiser

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one

teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to

by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

utterly-fucking-despise

If you a looking for a way to describe your extreme hate for something with a word stronger than the word hate, this is the word for you.

Man 1: "Bro, your car sucks."

Man 2: "This bitch-ass car... I utterly-fucking-despise this piece of shit."

Man 1: "Cool beans, dude."

by hippofrenzy July 8, 2011

Whirling Derpish

The complex, confusing, mind boggling series of mental acrobatics that a person must perform to believe that Donald Trump is anything other than a fat, lazy, stupid con-man who’s only concern is for himself.

“Wow, that guy performed an amazing whirling derpish when asked why he supports a guy who believes in Chinese Hurricane Guns.”

by DMacR May 12, 2022