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Desperepeat

Desperepeat (Desperate Repeat):

Verb

When, after one accidentally makes a noise which sounds like a fart (such as shifting positions on a leather couch), they desperately attempt to repeat the noise they made, except more noisily to make sure that everyone hears it, in order to prove that they weren't actually farting. Can cause even more embarrassment if not executed correctly.
Mike: *drags shoe across floor, farting sound is heard*

Everybody around Mike: *laughter*

Mike, frantic: "It was my shoe I swear!" *diligently drags foot across floor trying to repeat sound*

Chad: Dude, quit desperepeating. You're just making yourself look more stupid.
by XanderWhit November 17, 2011
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One deeper

When describing the real DJ Hanzel
Dillon - "Yo Hanzel, so what happened yesterday at the MDBP?" DJHanzel - "More like MDPeiceOfShitParty! That was the first party that I've played in my life, I went one deeper, so hard that Diplo got scared and kicked me off, piece of shit!"

"Nobody will ever go deeper than DJ Hanzel, that guy slept for 6 days straight"

"DJ Hanzel is one that does not simply go too deep"
by Lost monkey lounge October 2, 2013
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Desperanto

A person or group who urgently want a word or phase to come into common usage, and because of this, overuse it, or use too obviously and inappropriately. AND YES I see the irony in all this.
"By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious. And "By the minty nipples of Marduk !" so are these fries.

Why is he talking like that?

He's a desperanto.

Oh, That is sad, I'll buy him a small beverage.
by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013
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derpressing

adj.

Carrying or resulting in a feeling of miserable dejection brought on by stupidity.
It's fucking derpressing that so many people think Sarah Palin is a viable candidate for president.
by Imperialist October 28, 2010
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Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

Rob Schneider's latest comedy vehicle.
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp, da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.
by Timmaw August 10, 2006
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derpestrian

A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."
Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.
by Douglas Young November 13, 2007
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Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014
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