Derivative of fuck

What generally spews of the mouth of a calculus student when they have no fucking clue what all the squiggly lines mean and don't happen to be Asian.

"Do you need help"
"yes, what is the derivative of fuck"

by Not A freaking Asian math nerd November 26, 2013

derivitized

Having butchered the English language in order to express the conversion of a chemical compound into a derivative.

Angela derivitized in order to finish her proposal.

by Derek Volker January 19, 2004

Derivative

Note: This definition of derivative is alternate to the mathematical type of derivative.

Along the lines of an integral but much more common. To take a derivative, take something that does something and do what it does back to that same thing. For clarity see examples.

A: I just took a derivative by cutting a knife.
B: Well I just took a derivative by taking a picture of a camera.
C(Math Major): What the hell are you two talking about?

by Deriffirmitive May 16, 2009

derivative

Not original, over-used.

Donatello from Ninja Turtles, "Too derivative"

Yo, that old navy shirt is too derivative. It's one solid color with a horizontal line of another color.

by Bruce April 11, 2005

Oral derivative

When one receives fellatio while completing a derivative of the first degree or higher.

My math teacher gave me the best oral derivative for this problem.

by war4hire March 1, 2008

viral derivative

something that is not necessarily popular originally yet rapidly gains popularity due to the fact of being referenced to something else that is already popular

A Star Wars version of Gangam Style being a viral derivative received an enormous 2M+ views within a week, immediately after the original Gangam Style video hit the world record of YouTube views and likes.

by ultrabutter December 26, 2012

deriverize

verb
1: the take the derivative of
syn: derivate

Deriverize this function.

by CommunistDew August 24, 2004