Derivative 

No. It's not the same as porn.

Hym "No, actually, Urban Dictionary has the right to 'Make or sell derivative content' but I should 'solely and exclusively' control the trademark of the the brand name 'Hym Iam' and copyright of the content."

Derivative by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Derivative 

The scientific application of measuring anal play enjoyment of a male subject by holding their flaccid member from behind while simultaneously applying pressure between their cheeks. The weight and growth measured during direct contact via the holder to the hole from behind is what is calculated using this method.

“I found out recently at my derivative appointment that a tongue punch to my fart box is 6x just a finger insertion!”

Derivative by DoctorDerivative August 18, 2025

derivative 

finds the slope of any function, particularly how fast my life is becoming worse

find the derivative of 3x
actually the derivative of my life’s goodness is -1928271718x^2887777

derivative by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

derivative drivel 

Nonsensical and cumbersome discussion using arguments mostly derived from other people's work with little to no real understanding of the context.

Don't bore me with your derivative drivel on the subject you know very little about

derivative drivel by coldplasma January 15, 2017

Derivative Disease 

The deindustrialization of a nation's economy that occurs when Wall Street financiers use fictitious capital to finance highly leveraged speculative investments of astronomically high risk that simultaneously devalue the nation's currency and destroy its productive capacity by stifling credit to the real economy.

Those fuckers on Wall Street have plundered our booty and given us all a scorching case of derivative disease

Derivative Disease by kiwi_david June 2, 2010

Derivative of fuck 

What generally spews of the mouth of a calculus student when they have no fucking clue what all the squiggly lines mean and don't happen to be Asian.

"Do you need help"
"yes, what is the derivative of fuck"

Derivative of fuck by Not A freaking Asian math nerd November 26, 2013

Derivative behavior 

A response to today's stimuli based on previous events. Something that will impact decisions later in life.

The fighting he experienced early in his life created derivative behavior, that resulted in a successful MMA career.

Derivative behavior by Dr. Ragathon October 22, 2013