Depresso

The fake Spanglish way to say depressed. Makes a depressing sentence become a meme-ish and humorously self-deprecating one.

Wowie I'm muy depresso today

I feel mucho depresso because I had a dream that I got a dog but when I woke up I had approximately zero dogs

by EliBam June 11, 2018

Depresso

A double espresso in a normal-sized coffee mug with a lot of vodka.
Picks you up, gets you alert and SLAMS you down again when the vodka hits.

Sue was getting tired but still wanted to get drunk, she asked me what she should order, I said: "Depresso, what else?"

by joeri_poeri November 16, 2017

Depresso

The feeling one gets when he or she has run out of coffee and/or has no means of acquiring a caffeine fix.

A severe case of depresso has George borrowing money at the office to buy coffee at lunch.

by ElDumasto June 5, 2013

Depresso

A basic white girl who drinks a lot of coffee, listens to billie eilish, and claims to be depressed.

Ugh, Billie Eilish music is so annoying.

Tell that to Miley, she’s a depresso.

by ted bundys long lost cousin August 2, 2020

Depresso

One who is mildly depressed but also at the same time has a strong addiction to coffee. Thus they are always depressed and yet also ready to fight God and talk to whales at the same time.

I've had serious depresso since i ran out of coffee and all my loved ones are dead.

by Why Won't These Names Work? February 21, 2018

Depresso Espresso

A fun way to say depression

"I have depresso espresso."

by Jerald the Horse February 12, 2020

depresso espresso

a feeling of being sadness but you also have a good sense of humor.

"how are you doing?"
"oh you know being a depresso espresso"

by Amandayyeeeee December 31, 2017