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deployment shopper

Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.

If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.

It allows for them to do their service young and early.

It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.
Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
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Deployment Pal

Having a Deployment Pal occurs when, a person get deployed due to miltary service. While he/she is away, a certain non-close friend will talk to them throughout the deployment, and will make plans and what not. When the person gets home from his/her deployment. Their pal has no intentions of fullfilling said plans.
Mark: Hey Jenny I'm home from iraq! Finally! Now lets go and do all that cool shit we planned!

Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.

Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?

Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy

Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!
by Awesome Oh April 28, 2009
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Deployment Mustache

A mustache grown during a military deployment.

Many soldiers will grow a mustache while deployed. It's a long time away from friends and family, so there's no worries about loved ones making fun of it growing in. Also, a mustache is the only form of facial hair allowed by AR 670-1. It's a small freedom, and many choose to exercise that freedom.

It's one of those small things that you have control over, so it's kind of fun to see how well you can grow one, even if you might shave it when you get back to the states.

It may seem silly to think about, but if you have deployed, you'll understand.
Pvt: "Did you see LT's deployment mustache?"
PFC: "yeah, it looks cool but he's probably gonna shave it when he gets back home"
by A Soldier. November 2, 2018
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Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010
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Deployment Daddy

A national guard staff sergeant that comes mid way through a deployment is thick but not normal thick three c's thick with a face you sit on.

A god among the soldiers
RA: Did you see the deployment daddy definitely a dilf

CP: Oh yeah SSG Van he thiccc af
by BAGheroRAM April 19, 2020
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Deployment Babies

Babies born to soldier's wives after they have been deployed overseas to fight.

Pictures of pregnant women with their soon to be departing soldiers represent the symbolism of what a deployment baby is.

Unique for war times.

Usually, the mother is a respectable woman, unless she is a deployment slut
John: Hey, why are you so said, mate?
Roger: My wife is 8 months pregnant with twins, and we are still on tour for another seven months...
John: Well, now you can be the proud father of deployment babies.
Roger: If we make it out of here...
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
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Depremental

1. A state between insanity and normality that is happy but sadistic that evolves into a state of mind that is sadistic, ironic, happy, sardonic, depressionistic or the combination of all of the above.

2. The state before losing ones insanity only to stay there and not go into psychosis.

3. A form of narcissism that works against other people but without admiration for one's self.

4. A outlook on life that see's it as nothing but flat, mundane, lifeless and sad. Often this is directed towards people in the form of my raid frustration but because the person was a general idiot for not realising the obvious.
Example One:
Bill: "Well I think I'm depremental"
Bob: "Have you tried looking in the mirror lately you might find it there."

Example Two:
Private: "I don't want to die"
Sargeant: "Private, just go and bite the shiny bullet and keel over."

(Second person in sentence would be depremental.)
by Mike Denzil May 8, 2004
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