An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
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A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.
it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.
A Bessingthwaite is a larger version of the pure form that is a Derbert Bessingthwaite.
it is also harmul if injected into a human via testtubes.
by Uncle Bert March 10, 2004
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by PizzlefoShizzle November 9, 2009
Get the Derbert mug.A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.
Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.
Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.
Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.
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