Demetri 

Honestly, I'm getting real tired of your shit.

Wtf Demetri...

Demetri by Fablehaft23 March 31, 2017

Demetri 

Sassy

That IT guy Demetri is so sasssssy

Demetri by MarkmeD January 17, 2025

Demetri 

Sassy

That IT guy Demetri is so sasssssy

Demetri by MarkmeD January 17, 2025

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

Demetri Martin by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

Demetri Martin

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.

Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.

Demetri Martin by emmawemawoo October 17, 2008

demetri patterson 

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

demetri patterson by Mavrow May 6, 2018

Demetri Martin

Person

Oh Demetri Martin? Yeah, he is a person.

Demetri Martin by Also a person December 2, 2011