A gossipy, loud mouthed, jobless woman who is a dependent of her unhappily married husband. They often target unsuspecting military members to be their paycheck, I mean husband. Once they have married them, they immediatly take credit for all things that their spouse has accomplished. "We've been in the military for blank years..", "We'll be promoted next month", "We've been to Iraq twice." They enjoy driving their minivans or company car around with their husband's position title on the windshield because they command the same respect that their husbands get. You can find them congregrated at Pampered Chef parties, where they feed off the hostess, I mean food that the hostess prepares.. The Dependasaurus is much like a cackling hen, always sitting on their ever growing ass, talking about anyone and everyones business, while their husband stays late at work so he doesn't have to come home to another McDinner nite, cuz the wife he bought 5 years earlier has morphed into a waste of carbon who's let herself go, doesn't do anything but spend his money, neglect his kids, sit on her ass all day and uses the common excuse of not knowing how to cook to avoid making some kind of nutritious meal for the family. Dependasauruses come in all shapes, colors, and sizes, the majority of them are large beasts, however a growing number of them are starting out smaller. No matter how small they are before they get married, this is just a clever ploy to attract dumb shallow men, and Dependasauruses always quickly return to their natural form of unattractiveness and selfishness. Key identification features of the Dependasaurus include: gold necklace with their name in Arabic with a cotton t-shirts paired with jean shorts a Coach purse and a blue tooth or cell phone attached to their ear, 5 starving children clothed in rags from Ross or any other thrift store trailing behind her, they have an inability of controlling the volume of their voice when talking about money or medical issues so that Us little people can hear them. Dependasauruses usually travel in large packs, I mean clicks of other Dependasauruses.
Kim: "So how long has your husband been in the Air Force and when is he up for promotion?"
Karen: "Oh, We've been in for 8 years and we already tested for promotion. Did I show you what I bought myself with our re-enlistment money? I worked hard for it, you know, sitting on my fat ass all day watching soaps and being fat, so I think it was a well deserved gift to myself."
Jane whispering to Kim : "We?"
Kim: "Yeah, she's one of those Dependasauruses I heard about on Animal Planet."
Karen: "Oh, We've been in for 8 years and we already tested for promotion. Did I show you what I bought myself with our re-enlistment money? I worked hard for it, you know, sitting on my fat ass all day watching soaps and being fat, so I think it was a well deserved gift to myself."
Jane whispering to Kim : "We?"
Kim: "Yeah, she's one of those Dependasauruses I heard about on Animal Planet."
by McBoobs July 30, 2009
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Mary: "wow, I wish my husband was home. I miss him so much"
Jody: "sucking my dick will make you feel better"
Mary:"you're right!!"
Husband in Iraq: "I think shes banging Jody, I honestly do"
Husbands friend: I hate to say it but she's a dependa ho"
Jody: "sucking my dick will make you feel better"
Mary:"you're right!!"
Husband in Iraq: "I think shes banging Jody, I honestly do"
Husbands friend: I hate to say it but she's a dependa ho"
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by lovethespotlight October 18, 2011
Get the dependable mug.There are so many reasons why I ship Delena,and it isn't just because they make a hot couple it's because they loved each other through everything
The universe was alwas trying to tear them apart but they always found their way back to each other
Elena felt safe with Stefan he was the safe love but Damon was something more he consumed her she didn't know the kind of love that Damon was willing to gave her a love that makes you question everything that in death makes you feel alive
Elena did change Damon and I know he had his bad habits he was selfish but he admitted that he didn't know what is to be fulfilled until Elena Damon didn't know how it's to have someone to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself someone to give you hope when you're hopeless.
He loved Katherine too much she didn't love him enough his father abused him called him disappointment but Elena saw the good in him
Then here comes the sirebond nobody believed that Elena had feelings for Damon everyone thought Damon took advantage of her Caroline didn't approve but *the sirebond happens only when you have human feelings for someone before you turn*but in the end on S8 Caroline said A love that deep and real wins over everything talking about Damon and Elena
Then Sybil Damon fought her because his love for Elena was bigger than her influence
The universe was alwas trying to tear them apart but they always found their way back to each other
Elena felt safe with Stefan he was the safe love but Damon was something more he consumed her she didn't know the kind of love that Damon was willing to gave her a love that makes you question everything that in death makes you feel alive
Elena did change Damon and I know he had his bad habits he was selfish but he admitted that he didn't know what is to be fulfilled until Elena Damon didn't know how it's to have someone to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself someone to give you hope when you're hopeless.
He loved Katherine too much she didn't love him enough his father abused him called him disappointment but Elena saw the good in him
Then here comes the sirebond nobody believed that Elena had feelings for Damon everyone thought Damon took advantage of her Caroline didn't approve but *the sirebond happens only when you have human feelings for someone before you turn*but in the end on S8 Caroline said A love that deep and real wins over everything talking about Damon and Elena
Then Sybil Damon fought her because his love for Elena was bigger than her influence
Person:So you're team delena or stelena
Me:Delena *show him/her my lockscreen*
"i needed to delete some parts because it was too long" PLEASE READ IT
and Johny Deep said if you love two people at the same time choose the second because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second
Me:Delena *show him/her my lockscreen*
"i needed to delete some parts because it was too long" PLEASE READ IT
and Johny Deep said if you love two people at the same time choose the second because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second
by D'adea August 2, 2019
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Get the Delonda mug.Someone everyone wants to know. You can always depend on them. They give more than they can no matter what and love unconditionally.
by sillyshirl February 3, 2010
Get the Delinda mug.A spouse of a military service person who has let himself or herself go, usually during a deployment. Such creatures are known to gain excess weight, not practice proper hygiene and care little for their appearance. They are often seen at the commissary pushing a cart full of screaming children and Little Debbie Snack Cakes while wearing last night’s pajamas. WARNING: Dependasauruses can be dangerous. They defend themselves with their prickly leg hairs, bad breath and cutting insults. Do not approach a dependasaurus when he or she is eating raw cookie dough. Results could be fatal.
The Dependasaurus stood out front the Post Exchange in spongebob jammies that were 5 times too small and last nights mascara running down her face .
by Anon-Data March 27, 2011
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