delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

dinering

going to a diner, usually late at night or in the wee hours of the morning.

I'll be back later, I'm going out dinering.

by LunaWing July 16, 2010

Destringing dick cheese

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm

Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

by H3yY0B0yY019 March 14, 2018

Deterding

an extraordinary human being who is obsessive-compulsive and uses scientific facts as logic. deterdings are reserved at first, but as you get to know them, they are assertive and a great loyal companion. somewhat nerdy but devilishly attractive and one of the greatest people you will ever encounter

Nobody else compares to Deterding

Ask Deterding, he will know the solution

Deterding is so organized and precise. He's so feminine, it's like being with a woman

Dammit Deterding...how can you be so geeky and yet so irresistible to the ladies

by Priggster March 3, 2009

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007