dehydrated

One level further than thirsty.
A guy who is thirsty for any period of time longer than 3months and up to 2years.
Extremely desperate to the point where even if his female subject rejects him multiple times he still perseveres in pursuing her. Despite the fact that she is clearly and obviously not interested, he never stops. Beware!!!!

"Girl this guy will not take a hint and get lost!"
"How long has this been going on??"
"Girl.. two years!!!!"
"He ain't thirsty..he dehydrated!!"

thirsty

by nikkibear August 22, 2014

The dehydrator

Defense mechanism of the defender deficating, urinating, ejaculating, vomiting, spitting, sneezing, bleeding, and crying to scare off the offense. Takes extreme practice, willpower, and years of training. Warning: can cause death from dehydration.

The man pulled the dehydrator on the person who was trying to mug him.

by The epitome of knowledge March 8, 2019

dehydrated

i need some fucking water

girl : i need some water

other girl : YASS ME TOO i’m so dehydrated

by mcilvaneyfanclub April 26, 2021

dehydrated

Hungover. So said because common symptoms of a hangover can be attributed to the dehydrating effect of the alcohol in alcoholic beverages. Also supported by the fact that a large glass of water (or two) before bed after drinking can dramatically reduce hangover symptoms in the morning. Plus it sounds better to say "I'm dehydrated" than "I'm hungover."

"You look like you were out drinking last night."

"I'm dehydrated. Close that curtain and let me go back to sleep."

by hera-juno December 22, 2008

Dehydrated Dog

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.

Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.

by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated water

Air

“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

by Buurrggeerr June 16, 2019

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010