Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011
Get the Cum Deflectors mug.When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.
When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection
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A term for a compulsive codependent who feels driven to break all tensions that arise by figuratively spritzing rose water into an uncomfortably rank disagreement.
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I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.
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Get the defetishtration mug.Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.
*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."
//it was person 2 who dealt it
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."
//it was person 2 who dealt it
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Led by some annoying, bored little attention whoring brat by the name of Mechadefta. Claims himself a cyborg (which is retarded to point of self-parody) Most likely a 90lb. twenty year old virgin for life, living in his parents' basement or, a 300lb. forty year old man living in his parents' basement.
These chicken shit pussies spend a lot of time, like most Youtube trolls, screaming profanity and trying to play the big bad internet villains.
Like all youtube whore-troll little boy clubs, they claim to "destroy" people. People who seem to still exist and seem to have had absolutely no harm done to them at all.
Fancy that. Pussies who post crappy shit on youtube can't actually do anything of value.
Delusional self worth, delusional skill and delusional power, followed by delusional self-pronounced victory. (the hallmark of the youtube troll)
All in a pathetic attempt to get anyone to come back and give them the attention they so desperately need.
Pathetic.
Led by some annoying, bored little attention whoring brat by the name of Mechadefta. Claims himself a cyborg (which is retarded to point of self-parody) Most likely a 90lb. twenty year old virgin for life, living in his parents' basement or, a 300lb. forty year old man living in his parents' basement.
These chicken shit pussies spend a lot of time, like most Youtube trolls, screaming profanity and trying to play the big bad internet villains.
Like all youtube whore-troll little boy clubs, they claim to "destroy" people. People who seem to still exist and seem to have had absolutely no harm done to them at all.
Fancy that. Pussies who post crappy shit on youtube can't actually do anything of value.
Delusional self worth, delusional skill and delusional power, followed by delusional self-pronounced victory. (the hallmark of the youtube troll)
All in a pathetic attempt to get anyone to come back and give them the attention they so desperately need.
Pathetic.
Defta is yet another example of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory in full force on Youtube, the internet fuckwad's paradise.
by esper777 June 4, 2009
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