instant deflation of the anus 

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit

MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.

instant deflation of the anus by luke fortune January 29, 2007

Ultimate Balloon Deflation 

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

Ultimate Balloon Deflation by Woofles January 15, 2006

grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.

God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.

grade deflation by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

Deflation 

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

Deflation by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005

deflation 

the ultimate solution to inflation.

how to solve inflation? deflation.

deflation by alcopaul August 24, 2023

Deflation 

Passing gas, fart, flatulence

I just had a stinky, and loud deflation that cleared the room.

Deflation by Inglemel19 November 19, 2023

Deflation 

When you get a sunburn and get blisters from it

Don’t get deflation when your in the sun for a long time

Deflation by Tommy1774849 January 28, 2024