decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress

It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2009

explosive decompression

to violently lose atmosphereic pressure - usually due to a hole in a pressureised space

i thought i would die when the plane suffered explosive decompression - but my crotch saved the day

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

Diocompose

What Ronnie James Dio does as he lies in his coffin. \m/

Ronnie's got nothing to do all day but Diocompose.

by Der Red Baron 2 January 24, 2014

Recompose

The rather complex process of composing something seemingly simple out of predefined parts that needs to be done again and again to eventually produce a better product/result. Usually, this process is applied to a critical resource or infrastructure that is not available during the recompose.

1) A: "can I please put this plate into the dishwasher now?"
B: "Look, I'm doing the recompose. Give me 5 minutes and there will be plenty of space for your plate."

2) We're currently waiting for the next recompose so we can actually use the switches to control our lights.

3) They forgot to install the lamps at the last recompose, so we have switches, wires, but still no light.

4) I cannot talk to you now. I've just left the meeting and I cannot think clearly. I need a recompose.

by papageno79 October 24, 2016

decomposed onion

An advanced sexual technique in which a woman consumes a large amount of French onion soup prior to lovemaking, then proceeds to release a yellowish discharge while her partner is performing cunnilingus. The flavor closely resembles that of a decomposed onion.

Guy 1: "Last night, Jane gave me a decomposed onion."

Guy 2: "Shit, that's disgusting."

Guy 1: Actually, it wasn't as bad as I expected. I'm heading by her office in about an hour to do it again!"

by FeetToHeadEveryone'sDead June 26, 2017

dcomposed

A teenage male, very anti-social and introverted. Loves the internet and porn (In that order). See also god.

Lou, somethings wrong with our son! I think he's becoming alittle dcomposed.

by morethanthesumofmyparts October 15, 2003

decomplexification

1. The process used to simplify a useful system or process that was once simple, but because of its use over time has become complex, unwieldy, or unusable.
2. The process used to make something easier out of something worthwhile that is not easy to use.

Synonym: simplify

Origin: Don Morgan created this humorous, oxymoron-like, but useful word around 1994 while serving in the U.S. Army.

The introduction of the 1040EZ form by the U.S. Internal Revenue Services was a result of the decomplexification of the original 1040 tax form.

by Don Morgan February 25, 2005