Decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006

dicksexass

When a man sexes his dick right in a woman's ass, and then screams "Kiyai!" This generally results in the woman's chi getting rocked by manliness.

Dude, last night she said that she wanted to try something new, so I got all up in her like "KIYAI!" and gave her the dicksexass. for FREE

by Tzaqueri January 11, 2008

desksexual

When u stick ur giant long things into desks .

Hey I'm a desksexual.. can I stick it in u

by The sexual guy 69 April 10, 2017

Dicksexlick

Sex had as a result of the perfect storm of spelling mistakes turning an otherwise innocent conversation sexual.

"I was tired so I stopped proofreading my texts, I was just trying to compliment her huge BOOKS, next thing I know I'm on the bullet train to bonetown"

"Ah, you're dicksexlick, lucky you."

by anonymous March 4, 2021

decsexual

When you are sexual attracted to (and only to!) Mr declan harris

Omg did you hear? Both the em’s just came out as decsexual

by Oop1234567 December 31, 2021

Dicksexual

sexually or romantically attracted to people with a huge dick

"Hey, I can't stop thinking about that gangbang I had last week. There was so many huge dicks and they felt so good! I want more!"

"Damn, you're becoming dicksexual."

by AngelDust6857 May 22, 2023