decoy bacon

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

by BruisedWillis February 17, 2010

Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008

Dragon Decoy

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.

I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon

by The Isbey September 13, 2008

decoy bottle

when you keep a small amount of liquor in, say a fifth bottle to distract from the secret, half gallon bottle hidden somehere. to have NO liquor in the freezer would be suspicious. this keeps the party from being at your house too long if friends drop by.

I'm glad we ditched Joe at the bar but now what, we drank all your liquor? Naw man that was just the decoy bottle i got a half gal. in the dresser!

by rodger leininger December 14, 2007

deckey dose

When you drop a baby on it’s head intentionally to shut it up real quick

I dropped that baby on the porch last night, I gave ‘em the deckey dose.

by Susan Bryant October 31, 2022

Deckey dose

When you intentionally drop a baby on it’s head to shut them up real nice

I dropped a screaming Junior on the porch last night, I game him the old deckey dose

by Susan Bryant November 1, 2022

Designated Decoy

A person leaving a bar sober, but appearing very drunk, going out and sitting in his car in full view of the cops, to distract them from noticing other people who were leaving who were not sober.

"We should be safe to drive tonight, we have a designated decoy!"

by oswood April 24, 2010