Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!
by shamdog6 July 21, 2021
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decanterable

A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.
Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable
by Vfeddie January 01, 2021
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Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.
by Young Money D-Money July 24, 2024
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