Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

decanterable

A high quality wine worthy of being decanted. Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable.

Unlike the swill you brought this Chateau Lafitte is decanterable

by Vfeddie December 31, 2020

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024