devosed

Unable to comprehend or understand something you just heard. In particular, the look on your face when an imbecile tries to answer your questions with asinine answers.

While interviewing the U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy Devos, Lesley Stahl looks completely devosed.

by NotBrianHolly May 10, 2018

debosexual

An incredibly narcissistic individual who maintains no sexual relationships, barring those with his own assets. This person engages in vigorous and violent sexual intercourse with their own clothes, shoes, and credit cards on a regular basis.

Did you that Daniel fucked his shoes, he is such a Debosexual!

by LORD AJ July 23, 2020

DeBose

A boss bitch

I am DeBose the boss bitch, I have a small
Red car!

by Thatbishsunny November 23, 2021

deboed

to be put down or told off; to be "slammed"

She deboed him when she turn and gave him the cheek.

by JermD October 7, 2004

deboshed

when a persons shitfaced, then takes too much of another drug, usually some potweed, and handles it like a rookie. you know ur deboshed when youve got the spins so bad that you can see words spiraling out of your mouth and not making sense

mikey got deboshed off that second blunt, probably cuz hed already drank a liter.

by shmiggle January 3, 2011

deposed falsely

telling a lie , bearing false witness , lying under oath

You deposed falsely that you get money lying on floor.

by kkagarwallove August 15, 2008

deboned wahoo

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.

by Richie McFarland March 9, 2004