dead soldier

When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.

Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.

by b3arded clam April 23, 2010

dead soldier

When beer is left in an open can not entirely consumed.

"Hey man, pound the rest of this dead soldier."

by Matt Lynch April 16, 2006

Dead Soldier

Slush gathered behind your tires in the winter after driving.

Could you get rid of the dead soldiers on the car?

by Awesomeness Matt January 17, 2008

Dead soldier

The soldier lying outside of Kraid's lair in Super Metroid. He has a lot of green bugs feasting on him.

The dead soldier played no vital role to the story, but somehow became popular among the Super Metroid forum of GameFAQs. The Nintendo equivilent of The Green Biker Dude.

by Durango September 8, 2006

Dead Soldier

An empty NO2 canister used for whip-its.

Man, there's dead soldiers all over the floor.

by NO2ah August 22, 2008

dead soldier

a broken cigarette

Laura fished the crumply cigarette softpack from her purse. "My last cigarette, and it's a dead soldier," she sighed.

by Memphis Belle March 31, 2010

dead soldier

when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself

last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!

by phatty1971 January 25, 2011