Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

dead beat grandmom

Promises your grandchildren that you'll pick them up to take them to a special place and never calls or shows up.Lives in the same city or area and never goes and sees them. Doesn't call them on holidays or birthdays.Seeks out other grandkids who live hours away.Claims to be a church goer,while telling lies to there grandchildren and smoking crack. Then lies,and blames it on the mother or father for (their) neglect!

I always see my daughters dead beat grandmom in town, but she always got excuses for why she don't see her granddaughter!

by tellthetruthD August 1, 2012

deadgrandmaessi

Deadgrandmaessi is a mocking nickname of Lionel Messi, the Argentinian football player, given to him, because of his dead grandma.

Deadgrandmaessi rigged ballon d’ors

by Viral Football September 2, 2023

Deadgrandmaessi

This is a mocking nickname of the star, Lionel messi ,where they make fun of his dead grandma

B-but Deadgrandmaessi died

by Catig_ronaldo October 15, 2023