douche de leche

After a the act of douching occurs, taking the fluid and licking it up as though it were an ice cream cone.

She had gotten so nasty she had to clean up and douche, then I decided that I'd get me some dessert and had douche de leche

by killa_b May 21, 2008

Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021