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Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions
He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode
by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022
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davidish

the phrase used when a person is saying a relative or friend is coming to visit them but never comes due to the fact they're non-existent for instance they always are they magically when you are not
hi bill is your dad here ? no he couldn't make it today that's so davidish
by the true profet March 1, 2009
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Daveish

1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.

2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.

4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:

1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.

2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.

3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.

4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.

5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.

6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."

7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 9, 2012
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DavidIsMaybeHere

DavidIsMaybeHere, is the huge lard of fat, that plays roblox and sits in his cats home
"Damn DavidIsMaybeHere is so fat holy"
"Yeah I know DavidIsMaybeHere is fat
by subscribetophlox April 7, 2019
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Daveism

A word or phrase that would only come out of the mouth of Dave.
Team, today we are going to go over chapter 11 of Weldon Long's book Consistency Selling; "The Proper and Improper Uses of Daveisms In a Cold Call".
by RJard May 15, 2019
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davadision

Most beautiful last name to ever exist if you have it you are a legend
Davadision is the best he/she is a legend
by She need December 7, 2020
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daveist

daveist is probably the most underrated tiktoker on the platform. Hes horrendous looking but everyone loves him.
"yo look daveist posted a new video" "get that shit out of my face"
by kithme March 3, 2021
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