Dartanion

The nicest guy you will ever know. He is so caring, generous, funny, unique and so much more!!! He is like a knight in shining armour, but instead of a sword and shield, it’s his headset and his computer set. He is the perfect guy, and he never gets mad. I would love to be with him, but I can’t. He is just a totally amazing guy and I don’t even have to explain it. If you ever meet him, never stop talking to him.

Girl: OMG it’s Dartanion!!!
Boy: HEY I heard that he made it to 10 starts on Osu!
Other boy: They made the stars just for him!!!

by BadA$$ Girl 69 June 1, 2019

dirty dartanion

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

darmanitan

Literally the best Pokémon to ever exist, ever. This thing could sneeze and wipe out an entire team of 6 without so much as flinching.

Is that a Darmanitan? Oh, well, I lose the game now.

by Darmie June 27, 2017

dartaviyan

A Mean Person Who Doesn’t Give A Care In The World But Has A Sweet Spot For Those He Loves

Look There Is Dartaviyan!

by Baby apple bottom October 25, 2020

dartanyn

Dartanyn - one weeby lad.
He likes anime and league of legends.
He also hates beats by Dre of many other things.
He explodes and turns into a fire spirit if a girl gets near him.

Dartanyn more like dartanlan mi right?

by WrinklyStinkely420 October 23, 2018

Dartanyon

The cutest dude a girl could meet. Especially when sitting at a hot tub on Mother's Day

Wow did you see that guy he was definitely a dartanyon

by Ll. May 9, 2021