the dairy farmer

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Dalrymple Syndrome

A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.

Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”

Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.

by Berniegodofwar January 20, 2019

darr

1. To make an absolute tit of yourself
2. To fuck something up royally

Ah Hoopz, you've darred that right up
Ah what a bag of bollocks, I've made a right darr of myself

by Billy Twirls November 9, 2018

Darryl Robertson Jr.

The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.

(@dar_dar_bonks_6839)

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."

by globglogabgalab_6969 November 6, 2020

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Charky Darky

An African American person who is EXTRA DARK, like a Hershey's Special Dark candy bar; skin is so dark that it seems to be evolving into another color such as purple or blue and may at times appear to be erodescent due to ashiness

Charky Darky is appropriate when you think of people like Artamus on Sparticus: Blood & Sand series or Adibisi from the HBO series OZ...this person is so dark they make the night jealous, if you pour hot water into thier head coffee will come out thier mouth or if it's dark & they smile you'll only see thier teeth (if their clean)

by I'm Dark Too February 26, 2011

dairy area

A lady's breasts.

"Get your hands away from my dairy area."

by evelyn52 January 9, 2012