by ebomb January 18, 2003
by Trevor French March 22, 2007
A portmanteau that encompasses all of the wordy descriptions for having diarrhea. Issues arise in the English language when attempting to succinctly state wordy and cumbersome thoughts such as "She was puking and blowing out diarrhea at the same time." It simplifies and brings the idea of liquid feces in line with vomit and other actions that involve unsavory ways the body releases fluids and gases.
Etymology: A portmanteau of dump and barf combined by using the d in dump and arf in barf.
Etymology: A portmanteau of dump and barf combined by using the d in dump and arf in barf.
She was puking and darfing at the same time!
Before the race her nerves caused her to darf as a from of pre-race conditioning.
Mrs. Gladtone darfed amidst her speech.
Man, I really want to amplify the word poop! How is that even possible?? Oh, I know! I'll use the word darf!
Before the race her nerves caused her to darf as a from of pre-race conditioning.
Mrs. Gladtone darfed amidst her speech.
Man, I really want to amplify the word poop! How is that even possible?? Oh, I know! I'll use the word darf!
by Harry Danglers February 12, 2013
A DARF is a Dumb Ass Race Fan. Primarily found in NASCAR, these are typically the older crowd that want everything to “go back to the good old days where you could race on Sunday, sell on Monday.” Most of the time they don’t know anyone other than Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. They like to claim they’ll never watch NASCAR on TV again and “THE STANDS ARE EMPTY.” If sighted in the wild, treat with care and transport to the nearest rest home.
by Eryk Cartman January 17, 2020
Example 1:
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!
Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.
Man 1: "Dude, Bob is fucking retarded!"
Bob: "Darf Darf!
Note:
All other definitions of Darf are void and lack no true substance or meaning.
by Kyle July 21, 2004
A darf is the male equivalent to a queef (the expelling of gas via the female genetalia). Due to the physical dynamics of the male genetalia, a ‘loading party’ is required. Common practice would suggest that the penis be inserted into an anus and flatulence (fart) be released thus ‘loading the darf’. However this step can alternatively be accomplished my blowing air into the falic body with the mouth or any other vessel containing gas. Once the darf is loaded, the gas will immediately expel from the urethra and result in a sound that has been described as mimicking that of a Kazoo. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, The Darf.
Joe inserted his hammer into her stink hole and she loaded him up with a fresh darf. He then darfed in her face.
by Ben Dover AKA Richard Powers February 02, 2018
darf is a word meaning anything. this word can mean anything you want. it can be used as a noun or adjective.
it can mean an object or it could describe a person. it's meaning less. also in some cases can be refered to as a questionable thing with a question mark. ex. darf?
darfin
darfing
it can mean an object or it could describe a person. it's meaning less. also in some cases can be refered to as a questionable thing with a question mark. ex. darf?
darfin
darfing
by eandb November 15, 2009