daughter zoned

When your hot teacher says you're like his daughter

Daughter Zoned ex.

Teacher: (student name) is like my daughter

by the.trickster February 8, 2015

Doghead

A Colby College event that celebrates St. Patrick's Day on the closest Friday/Saturday to the holiday. Students start drinking in the evening Friday and stay up all night (while drinking like champs) then watch the sunrise (drunk) and attend a special breakfast (even drunker). The drinking lasts for at least 24 hours and students wear green, drink green, and vomit green goldfish.

Viva La Colby

I have NO memory of this year's doghead! Lost my ID, phone, and my dignity at Colby College...

by TheStagMule March 27, 2011

captain's daughter

The cat o' nine tails. A disciplinary/torture device consisting of multiple strands of leather or rope attached to a handle, used to whip someone. Often employed in naval settings.

"What do you do with a drunken sailor? ...Put him in bed with the captain's daughter."

by Heironymous Bosch June 26, 2006

stroking the coxswain's daughter

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

by David March 22, 2004

If she wasn't my daughter

"If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.

If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump

If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.

by kingshowman October 28, 2016

boy daughter

A lesbian daughter who looks like a boy

Wow, your boy daughter is handsome

by Super dooper camera man June 5, 2017

Doghand

Noun: A sex act when a man or woman makes the shape of a dog shadow puppet with their hand and sexually stimulates a woman:

-The pinky enters anally
-The ring, middle, and index fingers penetrate vaginally
-The thumb stimulates the clitoris

Adverb: the manner of fingering during sexual intercourse as described above.

Adjective: He wanted to doghand Alisha.

I layed Laura on her back and gave her the doghand. She loved it so much that she orgasmed twice!!

by R-wonder February 18, 2007