r/dankmemes

r/memes but it's even more cancerous

Reddit normie: hey check out r/dankmemes
Someone with a brain: no

by dlspr1 August 17, 2021

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes

When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.

Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.

by funyolk September 10, 2021

r/dankmemes

If r/memes was already bad, it is peak humor compared to r/dankmemes.

Only visit it if you want to have cancer.

Although it has the name r/dankmemes, the quality is more of a normie level meme.

Guy: How did that other guy get cancer?
Doctor: He visited r/dankmemes
Guy: oh fuck

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 19, 2022

Dankmeme26

A fat cunt, shitty rapper, buys $3 fidget cube, and likes touching men.

Oby: This guy is such a Dankmeme26, that he bought 2 $3 fidget cubes and calls them midget pubes!

by huihuimom March 24, 2017

Dank Memer

A discord bot that is notorious for its economy system.

"Bro, why did you invite Dank Memer, now my server got raided!"
"Dank Memer developers are absolutely the worst kind of people possible!"

by reeee-chungus123 September 21, 2020

r/dankmemes

The subreddit where unfunny memes are posted. It is also the den of band kids who use the memes found on the subreddit in order to annoy everyone around them.

"This is a big chungus moment" - a r/dankmemes user

by toastycrumpet July 10, 2021