A high form of dankness. The highest class of awesome. Anything can be dank, but it has to be really great to be dankalankadingdong.
"These ruffles cheddar cheese chips are dankalankadingdong."
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"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."
.or.
"going to the beach would be dankalankadingdong."
by madeinguam June 5, 2009
Get the dankalankadingdong mug.An individual who becomes ensconced with rage after losing his train of thought during an anecdote, story, or sexual recounting. Often, immediately after interrupting himself, the dankwanker will toss objects and retreat to his hideaway for savage masturbation.
"Hey did that Davis guy ever finish his story?"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
"No, that dankwanker just threw some change at us and stormed off!"
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For a black man to have a huge penis
by JaZ2917 August 6, 2009
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dude 1: yo man someone's out back yelling at the sun, and everyone else is dancing in the kitchen
dude 2: we be drankalankin
dude 2: we be drankalankin
by chadbrochillbrochad May 18, 2008
Get the drankalankin mug.A person who lacks the ability to continue a story after being cut off in the middle of it. Generally a dankwanker will become unnecessarily angry and lash out at those close to him, so that he will then be left alone to relieve himself indignantly.
"Hey man, did your buddy just cuss you out and leave?"
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
"Oh, him? Yeah he's just being a little dankwanker today, he'll get over it."
by LittleDeeDavis October 15, 2014
Get the Dankwanker mug.Like a badonkadonk, as in a large rear-end, but only in cases where the individual's ass is capable of securely holding a coffee mug/cup. Typically, a dunkalunk provides a space at intimate events where friends and acquaintances can dip digestive biscuits into the coffee for their enjoyment.
Not to be forward, but you look like you have an amazing dunkalunk. Do you prefer chocolate digestives or just the original ones?
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