Daniel tosh

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.
That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!
by Usanthem May 26, 2015
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Daniel Tosh

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.
Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!
by 12-21 April 26, 2011
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Daniel Tosh

A corn filled turd that is placed inside a semen filled condom, roasted lightly over an open spit and served as a sausage like meal. For best results season with dingleberries, penis mustard, furmunda cheese and garnish with a light sprinklin o' dehydrated amber colored piss.
Hans und Franz ordered two foot long Daniel Tosh's at this years Octoberfest.
by Comedycentral Buffet December 13, 2011
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Daniel Tosh

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.
Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.
by Doing The Daniel Tosh. January 15, 2011
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Daniel Tosh

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"
by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010
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Daniel Tosh

A comedian with a halfway decent television show who gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid.
'Hey did you see the new Tosh.0 episode?'
'Yeah. Bet he gets slapped a lot more often than he gets laid. That Daniel Tosh!'
by AnonBetty October 13, 2011
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Daniel Tosh

An obnoxious, skinny comedian who somehow sucked and clucked his way into getting his own show that makes fun of clips of annoying idiots that post their shame via the interwebz.

Looks like his mom dresses him and still manages to have a cocky attitude
"I bet Daniel Tosh masturbates angrily to retarded midget shizer porn and the Golden Girls"
by ToshedSalad March 11, 2010
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