dangleberrys

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs

"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

by e bizzales December 28, 2005

dangleberry

A deciduous shrub (Gaylussacia frondosa) of the eastern United States, having dark blue fruits. Also called dwarf huckleberry.

kevin federline picks dangleberry from britney's shrub

by crazydude90 December 9, 2008

dangleberry

filthy infected sore somewhere around the asshole.

piece of shit clinging to the hair around the asshole, unshakeable, you will never wipe it off

god damn man i got this dangleberry on my ass and i have been wiping it for hours.......it just wont fuck off!

by barry mills July 19, 2005

dangleberry

A lump of fecal matter that causes a man's anal hair to curve inward and become red, swollen and infected.

I got a dangleberry on my ass and it hurts every time I sit down.

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

Dangleberry

the testicles, nuts, ball bags

OH CRIKEY hes got my dangle berries

by Brad April 9, 2004

dangleberry

a person who acts ridiculous and often dramatically signs out of AOL instant messenger as a immature protest to something or somebody they dont like.

Sarah signed off of AIM to act immature, what a dangleberry.

by zultan October 29, 2007