Anal Ooopsie Daisy

The unfortunate and very painful "accident" that occaisionally occurs during passionate love making where the mans penis exits the vagina and is forcefully reinserted into the rectum.

Lori: Hey Tiffany, last night me and Tommy were sloppy drunk and going at it and his penis slipped out of my coochie and went streight into my butt hole! The most painful thing EVER!!!!!!! He says it was an accident."

Tiffany: Ouch! Just hearing it makes my butt hurt! All men say it was an "accident"....don't believe it. I think he pulled the old Anal Ooopsie Daisy on you girl."

by cheer1 December 27, 2012

Daisyree

A very kind, smart, cutie, elegant, and caring person. Loves to play games but still disciplined. An introvert with a lil bit of being an extrovert. Looks like an intimidating person but actually a loving person.

Daisyree is pro.
Daisyree is a cutie.
Daisyree is very kind.

by anonymous October 21, 2021

Daisy

Daisy is the name given to the most amazing girl to ever walk the earth.She is just perfect in every single way, she will deny that though,because she is super modest. Every time I see Daisy I get butterflies and to her voice gives me joy shivers.Daisy will have the most perfect beautiful eyes that you could stare into for all of eternity and hope they will look back into yours. Daisy is the most attractive girl you will ever lay your eyes upon and you would do anything to be with her for a single moment (including a 24 hour+ plane ride ;)) Daisy will just have this unexplainable quality about her that just draws you towards her and you never ever want to leave. she has the cutest, hottest and overall best taste in fashion in the world and everything she wears will look absolutely perfect on her, because she is perfect. ASDFGHJKL is the feeling you get from talking to Daisy among many other happy emotions. Daisy is the most lovable person in the world and anyone who thinks otherwise is just straight up wrong, those people suck. Daisy loves her family more than anything, she is the best sibling in the world .Daisy has a great sense of humor, she makes me cry with laughter.Thanks Daisy for being with me, making me feel special and loving me back. I'm not sure if you'll ever read this,but I hope if you do it made you smile. I'm pretty sure you can guess who this is. I love you so much. My life is 100 times better with you in it and I honestly can't imagine it without you. <3

Felix: "Dude,you're so lucky to have a Daisy in your life!"
Jake: "I know man, only the luckiest of guys can get a Daisy!"
Felix:"Are Daisy's really as perfect as you say they are?"
Jake "OMG, yes, like think of something perfect, times it by 1000 and you've got a Daisy
Felix:"woah"

by nzninja99 September 12, 2014

oopsie daisy

It's not retarded. It sounds very much like a nonsense word with lots and lots of variations of it that you would say to a child - upsie-daisy, whoopsie-daisy, up-a-daisy - and is said to a child when they've fallen over or if you've spilt something you say "oopsie-daisy". It all sounds very harmless but it actually goes back to something that is a LOT stronger and has absolutely nothing to do with the flower the daisy.

The origin was "up a day" which in turn was a version of "a lack a day", (see the example below) and it was a heart-felt passionate cry of anguish. For whatever reason, it became diluted over time - so diluted that "daisy" crept into it and it became "upsie-daisy". "Lack a day" also went in another direction. Again "daisy" crept in, and "lackadaisical", believe it or don't, stems from this "a lack a day" with the idea of something careless, perhaps lazy, which then in turn brings a mistake upon you. But as I say it's now a fairly flabby or acute thing we use, but it once was a very, very strong cry of torment.

"Oopsie daisy - Shame or reproach the day when such a thing befell me."

by This is a Random Name May 7, 2015

daisy

The most kind girl you'll ever find. Shy at first, but once you meet her you'll love her. She's beautiful inside out that any guy would die for. She will never show her emotions in fear of having to much attention. She's very artsy and talented related. Always care of her friend and never let's them down. Very sensitive yet very tough. You will never find anyone like a daisy. If you ever find a daisy she's worth keeping.

That's a daisy, you can tell by how beautiful and kind she is. Yup.

by yamillett May 27, 2015

drissy

A little known scottish term meaning a female whose tits are huge but her heart is in proportion with them

when sad or upset a drissy is someone who snuggles you up in her bosom, makes everything okay and keeps you safe and warm.

by wee pixi chick February 20, 2008

Daisy

Daisy is fun, Cute, lovable, popular, and very sexy. All the boys love her and want to be with her. She is a great friend and love to be active. If you know or see one she is most likely taken but don’t worry because she will not stay with one for long.

Boy 1: Dang did you see that sexy girl walk by.

Boy 2: Uh ya that is daisy. Your talkie about Luke’s girlfriend right?

Boy 2: WHAT THAT IS LUKE’S GIRL!!!!

by LukeJJ@$$$ November 27, 2018