afternoon skank 

usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.

wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?

afternoon skank by r johnny 126 July 23, 2010

Sunday afternoon 

The time of the long dark teatime of the soul.

In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about 2:55, when you know you've taken all the baths that you can usefully take that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the newspaper you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.

Sunday afternoon by James Sheldon December 28, 2005

Nine in the Afternoon 

A state of absolute bliss and happiness, coined by Panic (formerly !) at the Disco in their song "Nine in the Afternoon". Also known as getting high off of life.

"You know what James, it's nine in the afternoon!"
"Dude it's 10 in the morning"

Nine in the Afternoon by dacalpha November 2, 2008

Sunday afternoon 

The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.

Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.

In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.

See also the eleventh hour.

Geez, I hate my teacher. Can you believe she assigned us a 10 page paper on Friday? She knows no one's going to start until Sunday afternoon!

Sunday afternoon by Lady Chevalier November 6, 2005

afternoon alder 

A boner that comes around in the afternoon with a hard suprise.

Ahhh man dude, I have a afternoon alder and its a big one

afternoon alder by Bruhballs March 27, 2017

intimate afternoon tea 

A gathering between companions in an intimate, classy, and tea-like setting.

R: Hey! Want to go for some intimate afternoon tea?
M: Yes, most definitely.

intimate afternoon tea by TIALNTISAC November 19, 2018

Spent a week there one afternoon 

A place so miserably boring and mind-numbing it feels like you've spent an entire week at said place, all in one afternoon.

Example 1

Ronnie: I was down in Parrsboro this weekend.

Fred: Parrsboro? *quietly under breath* I spent a week there one afternoon..

Ronnie: What's that?

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Northwest Wisconsin?

Guy 2: As a matter of fact I spent a week there one afternoon.

Guy 1: Haha, yeah, it was boring as fuck.

Spent a week there one afternoon by FWSScontact January 6, 2013